Cat Poop Cookies
.
Yield
32 servingsPrep
25 minCook
20 minReady
2 hrsIngredients
| Amount | Measure | Ingredient | Features |
|---|---|---|---|
| Chocolate ingredients | |||
| ½ | cup |
honey
|
|
| ⅔ | cup |
butter
margarine, or lard |
|
| 1 | each |
eggs
|
|
| 1 | teaspoon |
vanilla extract
or peppermint extract |
|
| 2 | cups |
whole-wheat flour
|
|
| ⅓ | cup |
cocoa powder
|
|
| 1 | x |
grape nuts cereal
|
* |
| Gingerbread ingredients | |||
| ¼ | cup |
honey
|
|
| ¼ | cup |
molasses
|
|
| ⅔ | cup |
butter
or margarine, or lard |
|
| 1 | each |
eggs
|
|
| 2 ⅓ | cups |
whole-wheat flour
|
|
| 1 | x |
ginger
cinnamon, cloves, to taste, (maybe 1/2 tsp each) |
*
|
| 1 | x |
grape nuts cereal
|
* |
| Mixins | |||
| 1 | x |
coconut
shredded |
*
|
| 1 | x |
chocolate chips
|
*
|
| 1 | x |
butterscotch chips
|
*
|
| 1 | x |
peanut butter chips
|
*
|
| 1 | x |
ramen noodles
or spagetti, cooked |
*
|
| 1 | x |
corn
|
*
|
| 1 | x |
peanuts
|
*
|
| 1 | x |
pastry
|
* |
Ingredients
| Amount | Measure | Ingredient | Features |
|---|---|---|---|
| Chocolate ingredients | |||
| 118 | ml |
honey
|
|
| 158 | ml |
butter
margarine, or lard |
|
| 1 | each |
eggs
|
|
| 5 | ml |
vanilla extract
or peppermint extract |
|
| 473 | ml |
whole-wheat flour
|
|
| 79 | ml |
cocoa powder
|
|
| 1 | x |
grape nuts cereal
|
* |
| Gingerbread ingredients | |||
| 59 | ml |
honey
|
|
| 59 | ml |
molasses
|
|
| 158 | ml |
butter
or margarine, or lard |
|
| 1 | each |
eggs
|
|
| 552 | ml |
whole-wheat flour
|
|
| 1 | x |
ginger
cinnamon, cloves, to taste, (maybe 1/2 tsp each) |
*
|
| 1 | x |
grape nuts cereal
|
* |
| Mixins: | |||
| 1 | x |
coconut
shredded |
*
|
| 1 | x |
chocolate chips
|
*
|
| 1 | x |
butterscotch chips
|
*
|
| 1 | x |
peanut butter chips
|
*
|
| 1 | x |
ramen noodles
or spagetti, cooked |
*
|
| 1 | x |
corn
|
*
|
| 1 | x |
peanuts
|
*
|
| 1 | x |
pastry
|
* |
Directions
*NOTE: puff pastry things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam packing pellets-i haven't tried this TO MAKE: microwave the honey until it bubbles(about 1 minute). Add the butter,(i've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. Add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff. Add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter. Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. Roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. Roll logs in grape- nuts and bake at 350℉ (180℃) until done(maybe 10 to 15 minutes but with my flaky oven you never know). Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop. You get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding. Brown sugar might work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried it. This recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the table was already decorated with plastic flies.
