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Bumstead Sandwich

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Submitted by just me

The legendary Dagwood Bumstead sandwich: a towering, impossible stack of ham, bacon, meatloaf, sausage, lobster, sardines, fried egg, cold spaghetti, and everything else in the fridge.

YIELD

1 serving!

PREP

25 min

COOK

0 min

READY

25 min

If you grew up reading the Blondie comic strip, you already know exactly what this is.

Dagwood Bumstead’s famous sandwich is less of a recipe and more of a dare: pile literally everything in your kitchen between two slices of bread and somehow get your mouth around it.

We’re talking ham, bacon, meatloaf, a string of sausage, a lobster tail, sardines, a fried egg, cold gooey spaghetti, assorted cheeses, olives, four sliced tomatoes, a gallon of mayo, and a bottle each of ketchup and mustard.

Is it practical? Absolutely not.

Is it legendary? Without question.

Build it for a party, build it for laughs, or build it because you’ve always wanted to see what a cartoon sandwich looks like in real life.

Fun Facts

  • The Dagwood sandwich has been a pop culture icon since the 1930s Blondie comic strip by Chic Young.
  • The term “Dagwood sandwich” is actually in the dictionary, defined as a tall, multi-layered sandwich with a variety of fillings.
  • This recipe is meant to be fun and absurd. Scale it down (way down) for something you can actually eat, or go full Dagwood and grab a camera.

Ingredients

3 3
LARGE LARGE ONIONS
1 1
HEAD HEAD LETTUCE *
4 4
EACH TOMATOES
sliced
1 1
EACH EACH LOBSTER TAIL *
1 1
EACH EACH EAGLE TALON *
1 1
EACH EACH FISH *
1 1
POT POT SPAGHETTI
cold and gooey *
1 453.6
POUND G BACON
cooked
1 1
EACH EACH MEAT LOAF *
1 1
EACH EACH HAM *
1 1
LARGE EACH EGG
fried, over easy
1 453.6
POUND G SAUSAGE
one string of
1 3.8
GALLON L MAYONNAISE *
1 1
JAR JAR DILL RELISH *
1 1
TIN TIN SARDINE
in oil *
1 1
BOTTLE BOTTLE KETCHUP *
1 1
BOTTLE BOTTLE PREPARED MUSTARD
sweet *
1 1
EACH EACH PREPARED MUSTARD
hot *
1 1
LOAF LOAF BREAD *
1
X CHEESE
assorted, to taste *
1
X VEGETABLE
assorted, to taste *
1
X OLIVES
assorted, to taste *

Directions

DIRECTIONS: Arrange the ingredients between two slices of bread. Serves one.

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Nutrition Facts

Serving Size 474g (16.7 oz)
Amount per Serving
Calories 1139 63% from fat
 % Daily Value *
Total Fat 80g 123%
Saturated Fat 27g 134%
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol 236mg 79%
Sodium 4019mg 167%
Total Carbohydrate 11g 11%
Dietary Fiber 4g 16%
Sugars g
Protein 139g
Vitamin A 23% Vitamin C 40%
Calcium 8% Iron 25%
* based on a 2,000 calorie diet How is this calculated?
Trans-fat Free, Good source of fiber
 

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