Wesley's Secret Eggplant Recipe

Directions

First, you take all the eggplant you have, and grind it up very finely in the kitchen sink built-in grinder.

Take the Bourbon and mix it well with water, 7-up, or a generic substitute.

By this time, the odor and texture of the eggplant should be gone.

Rinse out your sink, and apply the Bourbon mixture internally.