Aggression Cookies
Submitted by jc
Therapeutic oatmeal cookies where you squeeze, smash, and beat the dough to release stress: brown sugar, margarine, oats, and flour become tender cookies through aggression.
YIELD
12 dozenPREP
10 minCOOK
10 minREADY
20 minPile brown sugar, softened margarine, rolled oats, baking powder, and flour into a huge bowl and take out your day on it.
Squeeze it, smash it, beat it with your hands (the more aggression the better the cookies, supposedly).
Form into walnut-sized balls, flatten with a sugar-dipped glass, and bake at 350 degrees for 10 to 12 minutes.
Makes twelve to fifteen dozen, freezes beautifully for weeks, and provides excellent stress relief during the mixing process.
Kitchen Tips
- Use your hands to mix everything; the more you work the dough, the better it supposedly tastes
- Huge batch makes 12-15 dozen, perfect for sharing or freezing
- Flatten with glass bottom dipped in sugar to prevent sticking and add sparkle
Ingredients
Directions
These cookies you squeeze, smash, beat. The more aggression you take out on the dough the better the cookies. Pile it all into a huge bowl. Squeeze smash beat! Form into balls the size of a walnut. Flatten with the bottom of a glass dipped in sugar.
Bake on an ungreased cookie sheet about 10 to 12 minutes at 350.
MAKES 12 to 15 DOZEN (large batch) these freeze well for weeks.
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