Flat Cat Cookies

Ingredients

Directions

Preheat oven to temperature specified on package.

Sprinkle flour on a clean, flat surface and roll out cookie dough slightly thicker than what the package calls for.

Then, using butter knife, cut out cookies in the shape of a flattened cat.

Use a large spatula to carefully transfer cookies to cookie sheet.

Bake according to package directions.

While they're cooling, count out enough cinnamon candies to put two eyes and a nose on each cat.

Carefully flatten between the front and bakdof two spoons and set aside.

Allow the cookies to cool on the cookie sheet for about 3 minutes and then press in eyes and nose.

Transfer to wire rack to continue cooling.

Dribble jam here and there on each cookie for blood.

Makes approximately 3 dozen kitty road kill Sicko serving suggestion: Instead of making each cookie in a perfect cat shape, make a few that are missing a limb and/or tail.

Why not even sever a head or two? Drip jam blood at stumps for an authentically dismembered look?

Nutrition Facts

* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.