Safari Sauce
Makes about three 8-ounce jars.
1 (8 ounce) jar mango chutney
1 cup mayonnaise
1/2 cup prepared mustard
1/2 cup honey
2 teaspoons curry powder
Dash hot pepper sauce
Spoon chutney into mixing bowl and cut up any large chunks of fruit in the chutney. With wire whisk, blend in mayonnaise. Add mustard, honey, curry powder and hot pepper sauce. Blend until thoroughly combined. Spoon into three 8-ounce jars and seal with lids. Decorate with Jungle Jar Tops.
Include card which reads "Serve as a sandwich sauce. Keep refrigerated."
Jungle Jar Tops
1/4 yard tiger, leopard, or zebra
print cotton fabric
Rubber bands
1 yard black cord
Fill jars with "Safari Sauce." Use pinking shears to cut fabric into three 8-inch circles. Center circles over top of each jar, and slip rubber bands over fabric, gathering fabric around jar neck. Cut cord into three 12-inch lengths. Tie cord around each jar lid. Remove rubber bands.
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Subject: Oil Shortage
Oil Shortage
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our oil is located in ALASKA, CALIFORNIA, TEXAS, UTAH and WYOMING.
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But our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, D. C.