Cat Poop Cookies
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Yield
32 servingsPrep
25 minCook
20 minReady
2 hrsIngredients
| Amount | Measure | Ingredient | Features |
|---|---|---|---|
| Chocolate ingredients | |||
| ½ | cup | honey |
|
| ⅔ | cup |
butter
margarine, or lard |
|
| 1 | each | eggs |
|
| 1 | teaspoon |
vanilla extract
or peppermint extract |
|
| 2 | cups | whole-wheat flour |
|
| ⅓ | cup | cocoa powder |
|
| 1 | x | grape nuts cereal | * |
| Gingerbread ingredients | |||
| ¼ | cup | honey |
|
| ¼ | cup | molasses |
|
| ⅔ | cup |
butter
or margarine, or lard |
|
| 1 | each | eggs |
|
| 2 ⅓ | cups | whole-wheat flour |
|
| 1 | x |
ginger
cinnamon, cloves, to taste, (maybe 1/2 tsp each) |
*
|
| 1 | x | grape nuts cereal | * |
| Mixins | |||
| 1 | x |
coconut
shredded |
*
|
| 1 | x | chocolate chips |
*
|
| 1 | x | butterscotch chips |
*
|
| 1 | x | peanut butter chips |
*
|
| 1 | x |
ramen noodles
or spagetti, cooked |
*
|
| 1 | x | corn |
*
|
| 1 | x | peanuts |
*
|
| 1 | x | pastry | * |
Directions
*NOTE: puff pastry things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam packing pellets-i haven't tried this TO MAKE: microwave the honey until it bubbles(about 1 minute). Add the butter,(i've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. Add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff. Add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter. Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. Roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. Roll logs in grape- nuts and bake at 350℉ (180℃) until done(maybe 10 to 15 minutes but with my flaky oven you never know). Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop. You get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding. Brown sugar might work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried it. This recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the table was already decorated with plastic flies.
Comments
5749calories a serving.
WTF? Are you trying to kill someone?
Just updated the recipe, should be 32 servings, 179 calories per serving.
this is the most delicous food ive ever had! i had it once at a friends house.i think his mom was trying to hide it because it was on the floor in their laundry room.but let me tell you it was so deliciouss!!!!