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Cat Poop Cookies

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Yield

32 servings

Prep

25 min

Cook

20 min

Ready

2 hrs
Trans-fat Free, Good source of fiber, Low Sodium

Ingredients

Amount Measure Ingredient Features
Chocolate ingredients
½ cup honey
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cup butter
margarine, or lard
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1 each eggs
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1 teaspoon vanilla extract
or peppermint extract
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2 cups whole-wheat flour
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cup cocoa powder
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1 x grape nuts cereal
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Gingerbread ingredients
¼ cup honey
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¼ cup molasses
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cup butter
or margarine, or lard
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1 each eggs
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2 ⅓ cups whole-wheat flour
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1 x ginger
cinnamon, cloves, to taste, (maybe 1/2 tsp each)
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1 x grape nuts cereal
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Mixins
1 x coconut
shredded
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1 x chocolate chips
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1 x butterscotch chips
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1 x peanut butter chips
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1 x ramen noodles
or spagetti, cooked
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1 x corn
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1 x peanuts
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1 x pastry
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Ingredients

Amount Measure Ingredient Features
Chocolate ingredients
118 ml honey
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158 ml butter
margarine, or lard
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1 each eggs
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5 ml vanilla extract
or peppermint extract
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473 ml whole-wheat flour
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79 ml cocoa powder
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1 x grape nuts cereal
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Gingerbread ingredients
59 ml honey
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59 ml molasses
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158 ml butter
or margarine, or lard
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1 each eggs
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552 ml whole-wheat flour
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1 x ginger
cinnamon, cloves, to taste, (maybe 1/2 tsp each)
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1 x grape nuts cereal
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Mixins:
1 x coconut
shredded
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1 x chocolate chips
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1 x butterscotch chips
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1 x peanut butter chips
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1 x ramen noodles
or spagetti, cooked
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1 x corn
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1 x peanuts
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1 x pastry
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Directions

*NOTE: puff pastry things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam packing pellets-i haven't tried this TO MAKE: microwave the honey until it bubbles(about 1 minute). Add the butter,(i've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. Add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff. Add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter. Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. Roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. Roll logs in grape- nuts and bake at 350℉ (180℃) until done(maybe 10 to 15 minutes but with my flaky oven you never know). Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop. You get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding. Brown sugar might work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried it. This recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the table was already decorated with plastic flies.



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Comments


Captain Planet

5749calories a serving.
WTF? Are you trying to kill someone?

happyzhangbo

Just updated the recipe, should be 32 servings, 179 calories per serving.

anonymous

this is the most delicous food ive ever had! i had it once at a friends house.i think his mom was trying to hide it because it was on the floor in their laundry room.but let me tell you it was so deliciouss!!!!

 

 

Nutrition Facts

Serving Size 40g (1.4 oz)
Amount per Serving
Calories 17945% from fat
 % Daily Value *
Total Fat 9g 14%
Saturated Fat 6g 28%
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol 32mg 11%
Sodium 83mg 3%
Total Carbohydrate 8g 8%
Dietary Fiber 3g 11%
Sugars g
Protein 7g
Vitamin A 6% Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 2% Iron 11%
* based on a 2,000 calorie diet How is this calculated?
 

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