Cat Poop Cookies

Ingredients

Directions

*NOTE: puff pastry things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam packing pellets-i haven't tried this TO MAKE: microwave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute).

Add the butter,(i've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any.

Add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff.

Add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter.

Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge.

Roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops.

Roll logs in grape- nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 15 minutes but with my flaky oven you never know).

Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop.

You get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding.

Brown sugar might work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried it.

This recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the table was already decorated with plastic flies.

Nutrition Facts

* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.